"You should buy this book because I helped proof-read and edit it. Jeeze, that little bastard still doesn't know how to spell after 32 years. All that college money wasted."
"I wish he'd shut up about the damn book already."
"Please buy a book so R Dub can pay me back the fifty bucks he owes me."
"This is the best book I have ever read in my life. Period. I'm a radio guy and I absolutely love this book! It is better than any other radio book out there. In fact it is better than ANY book I've ever read...or movie I have seen. I'm going to read it again right now. And buy five more copies for all my friends. I'm not R Dub by the way. Definitely not R Dub."
"Please buy the book so my master can buy me dog food. I'm really hungry. If you like animals buy the book. If you don't buy the book I don't eat. I'm soooo hungry!"
